Pýrâte Puñx Pïcnîx
Ye mates were victims of a horrible mutiny on this day that will live in infamy. Ye humble servant, Calaveras Grande, was accused of thievin and freebootin. As a consequence, Calaveras and crew were marooned so we have no eyes for this show. I hear some impostors tried to stand in for LUNGBUTTER. To no avail.
.I may be a pyrate, but a thief never! Ye steal from the rich and well, keep what ye can. Freebootin, no contest!